Hilarious! Funny Quotes That Make Unemployment Less Depressing

You will agree that unemployment can be utterly  frustrating and depressing.

Here is a list of quotes to cheer up job seekers and entry level employees.

Unemployment Quotations
Getting paid to sleep… that’s my dream job. Anonymous

“I like to call in sick to work at places where I’ve never held a job. Then when the manager tells me I don’t work there, I tell them I’d like to. But not today, as I’m sick.” ― Jarod Kintz

It’s true that hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?- Ronald Reagan

“The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you’re on the job.” – Slappy White

“Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished.” – Leslie Nielsen

“The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.” – Robert Frost Now that all your worry has proved such an unattractive business — why not find a better job? – Hafiz (1389 AD Persian poet)

Jobs and Work Quotations
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben

I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday. Anonymous

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. Jerome K. Jerome

Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon. ~ Anonymous

“Monday is a lame way to spend 1/7 of your life.” – Anonymous

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. ~ Erma Bombeck

Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should always save some of it for tomorrow.- Don Herold

No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.- Groucho Marx

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb

Employment Quotations

Researchers at Harvard say that taking a power nap for an hour in the afternoon can totally refresh you. They say that by the time you wake up you’ll feel so good; you’ll be able to start looking for a new job. – Jay Leno

“Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.” – Anonymous

“I will always choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” – Bill Gates

You have not had thirty years of experience. You have had one year’s experience 30 times. – J. L. Carr

“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.” – Robert Frost

Got something funny to add to the list? Let’s hear it.

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