“My Job Is To Copy & Paste Things On The Internet” Funniest Job Descriptions Ever!

What would you say if you were given 10 seconds to describe your job in the funniest yet real way?

Here are some of the funniest job descriptions ever…

My job is to get your message across in advertising, you pay; in PR you pray. – PR practitioner

My job is to be so fly! — Flight Attendant

My job is to shoot couples on their wedding day! – Photographer

My job is to talk in other people’s sleep. — University Professor

My job is to copy and paste things on the Internet. – Student

Read things that don’t matter, then write papers saying they do matter, for points that don’t matter, in order to get a job doing something totally unrelated – Student

My job is to run away and call the police. — Security guard

My job is to supervise the guys and girls who try to protect the good people from the bad, only to be hated by the good people AND the bad – Police

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain

A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a “brief.”

A lawyer also takes a simple two-way promise and turns it into several complicated one-way promises which neither side can understand or hope to fulfill.

My job is to draw up plans for something that will not be built according to those plans. – Civil Engineer

My job is to spend most of the day looking out the window. – Pilot

My job is to tell people that they can’t spend money they thought they had. – Financial Analyst

My job is to make people feel bad about their work. – Quality Assurance Tester

My job is to make food that is as healthy before it goes in your body as when it comes back out. -Fast Food joint Employee

An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.

Do you have another funny description to add to the list?

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