While You Were In The Office … This is What Happens

Source: Introverted Self

How many hours do you spend in the office? Too many and you end up missing the latest drama in town. This is what happens around you as you are stuck in your desk all day long

“Just got to the office. 9.15am I think it was. My roommate should have gotten to his place of work (why can’t I just say his office?) around the same time. Anyways, it’s crazy out there.

First of all, if you leave the house around 8.40am, you will have no hassles getting a mat. Is that crazy or what? But the weird part is all the commotion. I mean, there is noise!

I don’t know, perhaps it’s louder if you slept at 4.30am and woke up at 7.50.

There are car crashes (mathrees are definitely involved) – this dude – the mathree driver – has clearly hit the rear end of some guy’s Subaru.

There he was loudly proclaiming the Subaru guy’s mistakes. Didn’t get much, but the gist of it was the Subaru guy didn’t take a corner well or some stuff like that.

Then in the mat I was taking to the office; first mat cause I need to take two mats to the office, the guy wants to charge me 40bob. Another crazy guy. Crazy first because I don’t take the mat all the way to tao, and I usually pay a bao. These are the sort of guys you ignore.

Then when the guy realizes you won’t budge (I was giving the guy 30bob, should have been thankful), he will slowly come back for the cash.

Ati “Gari ni 40”, then the guy walks away like I shall be thoroughly embarrassed by the situation and chase him with the 40bob.

After that, I met another makanga stuck to the mat door. These small Nissans (or Toyota Sharks – I say Nissans the way all motorbikes were/are called Hondas – at least all guys from the mtaa used to do that.).

Yeah, so the guy is either being arrested by some plain clothes cops or he is going to be thoroughly roughed up by some aggravated customer.

Either option wasn’t appealing to the dude so he held fast to the sliding door, which came off its rail, hanging precariously, the guy not letting go, shirt askew, the cop/angry citizen grunting away trying to break his grip – that was all I had time for, had to keep moving.

Further up, a bunch of guys standing outside a mat cause some cop has grabbed the keys. Whatever had happened I don’t know.

But guys are standing around looking vexed, the cop has crossed to the other side of the road, perhaps fearing a riot of sorts.

All this between 8.40 and 9.10, when I got my final mathree and made my way to the office, passed my boss like he was invisible and sat down to do some work (blogging is work by the way).

I tell you, it’s crazy out there, guys don’t see nothing while in the office.

Enjoy more of such drama before the weekend ends…Have an amazing weekend.

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