Who Is Employing? “Recently Graduated JKUAT”

Source: Introverted Self

Hands up if you have that young brother or sister in your house that you wish had a job…

Are you also the young sibling who is too comfortable in their brother/ sister house instead of concentrating on their job search?

This is the kind of CV your elder sibling would put up for employers to see.

My bro (whom we shall call [5  3/5 years]. I know that does not exactly make mathematical sense, but since when did mathematics mean anything?) needs a job.

He is driving me nuts, sleeping in the house, reducing the service life of my DVD player. Can any of you guys help?

His Profile:

Recently graduated (JKUAT)

BSc in Information Technology (I don’t exactly know what this qualifies you for)

Hates programming (But I am more than ready to re-arrange his dental formula should a programming job come up and he does not take it…so you can rest easy on that one)

No salary floor.

(Nothing will change for me if you give him either 100,000 bob or 0 bob)

Don’t know his grade either. He does not tell me and the last time I checked, I could not read minds!

Hobbies: Only one. Drinking.

Can’t tell if he will drink on the job because he does not have one. But I am kinda hoping he does not.

Oh sorry he has another one. Not returning change.

Even for a whole 1000 and the items bought are just one Fanta.

Feigns incomprehension to all human languages until 1000 exists no more.

Do you have a job for this young guy?

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