Saturday Humour: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know That You Are Truly Kenyan

What defines us as Kenyans? Is it the way we dress, talk, the food we eat…what in few words would you say that this and that is what makes us who we are?

How about the funny things that makes us Kenyans?

We did a little of digging here and  here are some hilarious revelations of what makes us truly Kenyans.

1.When you speak #swanglish (Me i kulad, i somad, … , then i lalaad!

2.When someone says “crips” instead of “crisps”

3.When the car in front of you is a Toyota

4.When your Form 1 initiation involved filling a bucket with darkness!

5.When you sin all week long and expect that going to Church, listening to Christian music on Sunday will erase it all

6.When all your furniture, including the tv, stereo are covered in knitted vitambaa

7.When you are surprised that the road doesn’t have any potholes

8.If you complain about the dirty condition of the streets/roads, and toss stuff out of your car window !

9.When every time you alight from public transport you have to check your pockets

10.If you measure distance by shillings ( si mbali – ni thirty bob tu)

11.When christmas lunch or any party isn’t complete without Chapatis

12.when you expect “Serikali” to do everything for you, feed, educate, cloth, employ, treat. Heck even pay your Dowry!

13.When you say excusssss instead of excuse me.

14.When you flash someone and when he@she calls back you only say you wanted to say Hi!!!!

15.When goodbye’s end in “nice time”…uh…yeah you too…

16.When being able to say “I’ve never given a bribe” is something worth getting a prize for

17.When you steal from public coffers and get reappointed Minister

18.When the word ‘otherwise’ is a greeting

19.When they give you anti malaria pills for a headache

20.When you tell the guy who jumped the queue to go back to the end and he says “do you know who I am?”

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