Funny Friday: “When A Man Tells You He Got Rich Through Hard Work, Ask Him Whose?”

It’s Friday people and we trust you had a great week. Third week of the month and it’s our hope that you are one step closer to your dream job.

We are sure it’s been a grueling and depressing week especially if you’ve been tarmacking under the scorching sun…..so,  why not take some steam off with this funny quotes

No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early. – Groucho Marx

It’s true that hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? – Edgar Bergen

Being a couch potato is not the same as being a failure. Being a failure implies that you were actually trying to do something. – Anonymous

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. – Oscar Wilde

When a man tells you he got rich through hard work, ask him whose? – Don Marquis

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter. John Gotti

Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job. Anonymous

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault – William Castle

Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you’re a consultant- Scott Adams

If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work- George Carlin

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done- Sam Ewing

I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren’t any rules, how could you break them? – Leo Duracher

Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren’t very new after all- Abraham Lincoln

Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could ― Charles J. Sykes

Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you’re wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn’t love you anymore – Lady Gaga

I like to call in sick to work at places where I’ve never held a job. Then when the manager tells me I don’t work there, I tell them I’d like to. But not today, as I’m sick- Jarod Kintz

Happy Weekend Everybody

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